Det är tur man har humor .
You Know Someone Is New To Magick and Paganism When They Think That…
An ATHAME is the gas you use for your grill.
A CENSOR is a drink you mix with alcohol.
ASTRAL PROJECTION is a home-made movie viewer.
A SYMPATHITIC LINK is when you feel sorry because your chain broke.
WICCA is that part of the candle that burns.
APHRODITE is a prehistoric bird.
ARCHETYPES is a kind of building structure.
BLESSED BE is the God of insects.
A BOOK OF SHADOWS contains silhouettes of friends or family members.
A BRAZIER is support wear for women.
CASTING is done with a fishing line, or on a set in Hollywood.
CHARGING is done with a credit card or battery.
The only way to get into a CIRCLE is to have the right of way.
Crystal CLEANSING is done with window cleaner.
CYCLES have to do with your washing machine and when to add fabric softener.
DEMETER is where you put your quarter when you park downtown.
A DOLMAN is a new brand of banana.
HANDFASTING is eating without utensils.
LEY LINES happen at the airport in Hawaii.
PAN is something you fry food in.
A QUARTER is 25 cents and still buys a cup of coffee. (Note: This person is not only new to magick, but they also haven't been out in a while!)
SKYCLAD is a shade of blue clothing.
A TRAD is a type of geometrical figure.
WHEEL OF FORTUNE is the game show with Vanna White.
***ASG***
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Den du vännen :-)) BB//W
Tack för ordlistan! Äntligen fattar jag vad BB betyder! ;P
Ja jag skulle vara helt vilsen utan den här ordlistan :P
Top 10 Reasons Athames are Black-handled
10. So they'll go with any color of robe.
9. So you can cover up nicks & scratches with shoe polish.
8. It's slimming (can't have fat athames, can we?)
7. It doesn't show dirt.
6. Because finding a dropped athame in an outdoor ritual in the dark
is a test of loyalty to your faith.
5. It's so much more dignified than chartreuse.
4. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
3. Someone spilled all the paints together and that's what ended up.
2. No, no! Black is for winter rituals--use white before Labor Day!
And the #1 reason athames handles are black….
1. So that we'd have something to argue about other than how
"athame" is pronounced!
Jag kan inte låta bli *S*
Q: What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid?
A: Someone who worships the tree that is not there.
Q: How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Depends on what you want to change it into.
Q: What do pagans put their trash in?
A: a wiccar basket
just ja, bumpersticker skulle man kanske ha *s
""He is YOUR god, They are YOUR rules, YOU burn in Hell!"
"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?"
haha oj förlåt *asg*
Q: How do you tell a New Age witch from a NeoPagan Witch?
A: You throw them both in the water. The NeoPagan Witch will float, whereas the New Age Witch will sink under the weight of all their overpriced crystals….
Att man har klarat sig utan denna ordlista så här länge är ju nästan ofattbart *ASG*
"Lev i nuet, sedan kan vara försent"
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Ten Ways To Piss Off A Pagan
Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light. (No need to waste a good candle!)
Pick up their gems for a closer look.
Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.
Witness to them about the "true religion".
Untie the knots in their cord.
Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
Play card games with their Tarot cards.
Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
hahaha…..tur vi inte är new age här inne…bara Oldagers
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#10 tala för dig själv *ASG*
"Lev i nuet, sedan kan vara försent"
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Hahahah det var ännu roligare när man är trött…sist skrattade jag bara…
*skrattar* Självdistans och en aning av dålig humor kommer man så väldigt långt på vissa nätter :)
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