# Det är tur man har humor .
Author: Mirlinda

You Know Someone Is New To Magick and Paganism When They Think That...

  
An **ATHAME** is the gas you use for your grill.

A **CENSOR** is a drink you mix with alcohol.

**ASTRAL PROJECTION** is a home-made movie viewer.

**A SYMPATHITIC LINK** is when you feel sorry because your chain broke.

**WICCA** is that part of the candle that burns.

**APHRODITE** is a prehistoric bird.

**ARCHETYPES** is a kind of building structure.

**BLESSED BE** is the God of insects.

A **BOOK OF SHADOWS** contains silhouettes of friends or family members.

A **BRAZIER** is support wear for women.

**CASTING** is done with a fishing line, or on a set in Hollywood.

**CHARGING** is done with a credit card or battery.

The only way to get into a **CIRCLE** is to have the right of way.

Crystal **CLEANSING** is done with window cleaner.

**CYCLES** have to do with your washing machine and when to add fabric softener.

**DEMETER** is where you put your quarter when you park downtown.

**A DOLMAN** is a new brand of banana.

**HANDFASTING** is eating without utensils.

**LEY LINES** happen at the airport in Hawaii.

**PAN** is something you fry food in.

A **QUARTER** is 25 cents and still buys a cup of coffee. (Note: This person is not only new to magick, but they also haven't been out in a while!)

**SKYCLAD** is a shade of blue clothing.

A **TRAD** is a type of geometrical figure.

**WHEEL OF FORTUNE** is the game show with Vanna White.

## Comment 1
Author: BranDuir

\*\*\*ASG\*\*\*

## Comment 2
Author: [Borttaget]

_Den du vännen :-)) BB//W_

## Comment 3
Author: Coturnix

Tack för ordlistan! Äntligen fattar jag vad BB betyder! ;P

## Comment 4
Author: Mirlinda

Ja jag skulle vara helt vilsen utan den här ordlistan :P

## Comment 5
Author: Mirlinda

Top 10 Reasons Athames are Black-handled

  
**10.** So they'll go with any color of robe.  
**9.** So you can cover up nicks & scratches with shoe polish.  
**8.** It's slimming (can't have fat athames, can we?)  
**7.** It doesn't show dirt.  
**6.** Because finding a dropped athame in an outdoor ritual in the dark  
is a test of loyalty to your faith.  
**5.** It's so much more dignified than chartreuse.  
**4.** Seemed like a good idea at the time.  
**3.** Someone spilled all the paints together and that's what ended up.  
**2.** No, no! Black is for winter rituals--use white before Labor Day!

And the #1 reason athames handles are black....

**1**. So that we'd have something to argue about other than how  
_"athame"_ is pronounced!

## Comment 6
Author: Mirlinda

Jag kan inte låta bli \*S\*

**Q:** What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid?  
**A:** Someone who worships the tree that is not there.

 **Q:** How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?  
**A:** Depends on what you want to change it into.

**Q:** What do pagans put their trash in?  
**A:** a wiccar basket

just ja, bumpersticker skulle man kanske ha \*s

""He is YOUR god, They are YOUR rules, YOU burn in Hell!"

_"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?"_

## Comment 7
Author: Mirlinda

haha oj förlåt \*asg\*

Q: How do you tell a New Age witch from a NeoPagan Witch?  
A: You throw them both in the water. The NeoPagan Witch will float, whereas the New Age Witch will sink under the weight of all their overpriced crystals....

## Comment 8
Author: Anco

Att man har klarat sig utan denna ordlista så här länge är ju nästan ofattbart \*ASG\*

## Comment 9
Author: Mirlinda

**Ten Ways To Piss Off A Pagan**

1.  Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
    
2.  Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
    
3.  Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light. (No need to waste a good candle!)
    
4.  Pick up their gems for a closer look.
    
5.  Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.
    
6.  Witness to them about the "true religion".
    
7.  Untie the knots in their cord.
    
8.  Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
    
9.  Play card games with their Tarot cards.
    
10.  Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.

## Comment 10
Author: BranDuir

hahaha.....tur vi inte är new age här inne...bara Oldagers

## Comment 11
Author: Anco

#10 tala för dig själv \*ASG\*

## Comment 12
Author: Coturnix

Hahahah det var ännu roligare när man är trött...sist skrattade jag bara...

## Comment 13
Author: Mirlinda

\*skrattar\* Självdistans och en aning av dålig humor kommer man så väldigt långt på vissa nätter :)

## Comment 14
Author: BiGavia

Helkul och helknäppt "LUL"